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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

seagulls are idiots they cant even read

saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

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belinsky:

emmaz0n:

the question is who in your otp is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at soccer games

and which is the one who isn’t allowed at the soccer games anymore because they keep yelling at the ref

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prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

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i-will-not-die-defeated:

mikkynga:

a-promise-that-i-keep:

cameroonski:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.



are you saying if I got enough balloons i could literally lift my house off the ground

BITCH PLEASE
of course you can

well…the mood of this post altered drastically.

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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h0odrich:

trashabasha:

h0odrich:

i want a lewey vatton wallet

You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!

whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.
celebstarlets:

7/24/14 - Hilary Duff at her ‘Chasing The Sun’ Single Release Party in NYC.

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

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