So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
If anyone mentions bikini season, toning down or slimming a bit and turns down food and says that they can’t eat that because they need to watch their figure because of summer I will bite their heads off and eat them and make cannibalism the new hot summer trend watch me