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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(via ruinedchildhood)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via sorry)

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord, via sorry)

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

(via sorry)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via sorry)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via sorry)

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
Sirius: Deer James
Lily: It's Dear
Sirius: No it isn't